And I know I have it in me. I’m getting there.
In need of some positive vibes.
Maybe tomorrow I’ll get that talk I need to have with him out of the way. And I’ll work out. That should help.
If I keep wallowing in my self pity it will only get worse.
About to lose bathing suit top in 3… 2… Oh shit, I’m naked.
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What if your penis is smaller than an elephants? I’m asking for a friend.
He’s got it made.
Barack Obama and Mitt Romney As Teenagers on Facebook Today [Click to continue reading]
Long before they were presidential material, Barack Obama had his Choom Gang, and Mitt Romney had his prep school pranks. Just like us, right? Now if only those two young bucks were kickin’ around the interwebs today…
I just died. This shit’s ridiculous. CHOOMIN, BITCH
Gun brandished during live Jordanian TV debate | BBC -
A live television programme in Jordan descended into chaos, with a politician threatening an opponent with a gun.
The debate between MP Mohammad Shawabka and political activist Mansour Murad became heated after the two men traded insults with each other.
The politician then hurled his shoe at Mr Murad and brandished a pistol at him.
No shots were fired and no-one was too seriously hurt.
God Jordan, why are you such a classy country.
Best. Valentine. Ever.
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You deserve to smile, and this blog will help you get what you deserve.
Story of my tired life.
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This is the life.